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May. 28, 2010 |
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Dear Editor,
I have so many questions! This is like Dear Abby, right? You’ll help me fix all my problems, allay my concerns, answer my queries, tickle my fancy, butter my toast and balance my checkbook?
Great! Well let’s go: How does the Dewey Decimal System work? Is it weird for my cousin to date my mom’s ex-boyfriend? Can zombies swim? Should I be concerned about the fact that my smart phone may be smarter than I am? How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? Why can’t I own a Canadian? What’s the capital of Yemen? What are the chances of a chicken making it all the way across the road without getting hit by a car? Is anyone still reading this? Enough questions, time for an awkward seque.
As this is my last (and really only) chance to address Lowell High and the senior class (2010!), here are some words of wisdom: wear sunscreen, never inviate Russia and always follow your dreams. You may get lost, but at least you’ll be going somewhere.
- Jessica Rose Goodman |
